pyladesdrunkasfuck asked:

HI. I'M A SHOUTY FANGIRL. AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM A RECENT CONVERT TO THE HORRIBLE HISTORIES FANDOM. LATE TO THE PARTY I KNOW. BUT I'M VERY GOOD AT BECOMING OBSESSED WITH THINGS QUITE QUICKLY. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS YOUR BLOG AND FOUND THAT IT IS LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY BRAIN WHILE I'M WATCHING THE SHOW. THEREFORE I NOW HAVE A FOLDER PURELY DEDICATED TO TEXTSFROMHISTORY POSTS. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I THINK YOUR BLOG IS ACE.

HI! BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT NEVER!

THANK YOU! WE’RE GLAD YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO! 

(828): At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point

(828): At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point

(845): I think I’ve had 45 beers today though So things are looking up

(845): I think I’ve had 45 beers today though So things are looking up

(248): It’s fine…I’ve done worse things to better people.

(248): It’s fine…I’ve done worse things to better people.

(212): That’s some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!

(212): That’s some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!

(209): I will pee on everything he values.

(209): I will pee on everything he values.

(210): I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

(210): I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

(706): I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME

(706): I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME

(720): Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.

(720): Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.

(724): oh sorry. I thought “boat” was code for “penis”

(724): oh sorry. I thought “boat” was code for “penis”